Because you said that you want the column posted so that you can read it before you go home from work. If you are self employed, that is one thing -- you are just being demanding of other people's time (the writers, the isp, etc.)
If you are trading stocks for a larger company as an employee, or for clients -- then you are stealing time and use of the computer from your employer, or your clients.
In any case, it is a stupid request. Why don't you just be grateful for the priceless gift of research, insight, and humor that Taranto provides you for FREE. Your "demand" sounds like something a spoiled brat would write!
At least now we know what Taranto's FR name is.
We really do appreciate The Best of the Web.