[Ichneumon]

Inventor: I never used dead cats for fuel

Now there's a headline you don't see every day...

[Calvin Locke]

Yeah, a standing head it's not.

But, if he did use them for fuel, it would be the hundred-and-second best thing to do with a dead cat.

Plus, it would put the Chinese into a quandary: Food, or fuel?

[ChristianDefender]

Now there's a headline you don't see every day...

:-) indeed... thank goodness at least it's informative and could be IMO useful...