Neighbors Find Obscenity Mowed Into Lawn

ClickonDetroit ^ | September 15, 2005

[highlymotivated]

I would suggest some grass killer be liberally applied at about zero dark thirty...but that's just me.

[Servant of the 9]

"I have three children, and two of them will definitely know what that says. It worries me," she said. "We don't want our children to be around that kind of stuff."

If they know what it means, then it's no big shock to their systems, and if they don't know, then it's meaningless to them.

So9

[Conspiracy Guy]

The message was MOW ME

[lormand]

"I would suggest some grass killer be liberally applied at about zero dark thirty...but that's just me."

That and other "black ops" directed at this idiot.

Loading a super soaker with brine can allow a user to write his own message on this guys lawn.

[Physicist]

Yup. Spectracide will take care of that problem.

[varyouga]

http://www2.warnerbros.com/redneckyard/mail_entry.html

[Red Badger]

I'm sure they never hear those words in school in Detroit.......

[penelopesire]

I think it is pretty funny. I like these sort of stories: Homeowner against Government intrusion, etc....lol

[not_apathetic_anymore]

I"m of two minds on this...one is it's a shame that the neighborhood kids do have to see this. And it's too bad he's such an immature grump that if someone asked him to mow this is his response.

The other is, it's his private property and if he wants to let grass get >10 inches, well that's a shame too - but it's his property.

[Terabitten]

Yanno, for all the effort it took him to mow the obscenity into his yard, he could have just cut the flippin' grass.

[Constitution Day]

ROFL!

[nuconvert]

Like the kids who are old enough to read have never heard it before?

[Mrs. Shawnlaw]

I would suggest some grass killer be liberally applied at about zero dark thirty...but that's just me.

G-d Bless Roundup!!!

[MineralMan]

This should be interesting.

One comment: If that mom thinks her kids have not heard the expression at school, she's sadly mistaken.

Another comment: If the law says 10" is the height of grass that allows for ticketing, then the guy's within his rights not to cut it. I hate lawnmowing nazis.

I mow once a week. In the Summer, that means the grass can get up to 6" tall between mowings here in MN. I had a nasty neighbor contact me the day before I was going to mow, threatening to contact the local authorities about my overgrown lawn. I told her approximately the same thing this guy mowed into his lawn. The next day, on schedule, I mowed my lawn, which I keep at 3.5".

[ASA Vet]

Prowling around in some yards at zero dark thirty might get your posterior rock salted.

[Bon mots]

Just have the neighbors go over with their own lawn mowers and modify his lawn literature read "Book You"

[ShadowDancer]

I just finished watching the second of the DVD's of theirs and I laughed so hard I thought I was going to die.

[nuconvert]

btw - he's in Omaha, not Detroit

[highlymotivated]

Oh yeah, you have to recon it first. Plan, plan, Plan.