To: smoothsailing
2 posted on
09/16/2005 7:26:51 AM PDT by
Oldeconomybuyer
(The democRATS are near the tipping point.)
To: NoCmpromiz
3 posted on
09/16/2005 7:27:24 AM PDT by
DJ MacWoW
(If you think you know what's coming next....You don't know Jack.)
To: smoothsailing
4 posted on
09/16/2005 7:27:49 AM PDT by
JohnnyZ
(I'm marrying a woman before they make gay marriage mandatory!)
To: smoothsailing
That is just creepy. My wife has had several near misses and now is deathly afraid of deer. She is actually convinced they are out to get her.
To: smoothsailing
I'd say that area is long overdue for a deer poulation reduction.
White-tailed rats with antlers.
7 posted on
09/16/2005 7:30:35 AM PDT by
clee1
(We use 43 muscles to frown, 17 to smile, and 2 to pull a trigger. I'm lazy and I'm tired of smiling.)
To: smoothsailing
"Call her the Deerslayer. She's killed more deer than me, and I sit out in the cold tryin' to do it for years. She just turns the key, and they come runnin'."
Bwahahaha! DeerDestroyer! BambiBlaster!
10 posted on
09/16/2005 7:32:38 AM PDT by
dljordan
To: smoothsailing
I suppose that's better than being a tornado magnet like myself.
To: smoothsailing; sockmonkey
LOL. Saw a local here with his grill bashed in. He had a sign in it's place that read:
The Deer is Dead!
14 posted on
09/16/2005 7:43:43 AM PDT by
Liberty Valance
(Shocker! My son's political science prof is a Republican!...developing....)
To: smoothsailing
I had a deer run directly into the side of my car. I don't know if it's a herding instinct that causes them to "join up" or what.
16 posted on
09/16/2005 7:55:34 AM PDT by
GVnana
To: smoothsailing
PETA response?:
Ban Bowling
27 posted on
09/16/2005 8:28:21 AM PDT by
RightResponse
(What if the Left, just got up and .....)
To: smoothsailing
After hitting three deer -- two within a 12-day span, the last one while riding a motorcycle
That's a shame - I woulda liked to have seen a motorcycle ridin' deer...
To: smoothsailing
I think that if you hit dear with that frequency, you have to begin to worry about your driving...
34 posted on
09/16/2005 9:06:34 AM PDT by
Señor Zorro
("The ability to speak does not make you intelligent"--Qui-Gon Jinn)
To: smoothsailing
While my mother was still driving, she took out more deer than most any hunter I know. I once had a deer hit me as I was going down the road. I can safely say that it hit me, because it ran into my right rear quarter-panel. Sounds like venicide to me.
36 posted on
09/16/2005 10:24:00 AM PDT by
tarawa
To: smoothsailing
This reminds me of the Deer Woman in David Lynch's movie "The Straight Story." I thought that was a very funny scene.
41 posted on
09/16/2005 10:48:39 AM PDT by
Bernard Marx
(Don't make the mistake of interpreting my Civility as Servility)
To: smoothsailing
Deer hunting would much simpler if We could slow the bullets down to 65 mph. Just put a horn and a pair of headlights on it and the deer will run right in front of the bullet.
Ron "Tatar" White
To: smoothsailing
Several years back a friend of mine bought a new Ford F-150. On his way home from the dealership a 8 point buck ran out in front of him and he hit it. Almost totaled his new truck.
He saved the dead deer and had the head mounted. On his den wall are several trophy mounts. Under each is a round that he shot it with it,.30-30,.270 and so on. Under this head is a little Blue Ford oval.
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