[jwalburg]

Maybe there's a way to make fuel from deer. Oh. The cat guy. Yes. This should work.

Why not deer?

[Kieri]

My sister nailed a deer in her Bonneville. My mum got one with her front bumper -- it cleaned out her grille and the right headlamp. She showed it to me before taking her van into the shop -- there were tufts of deer fur sticking out of the bracket!

I know my time is coming. My whole family lives in a fairly rural, mostly agricultural area and I've had many near-misses. I know to drive slowly at dawn and dusk near Waterloo Rec (south central Michigan) or I'll be serving up Bambi-burgers on my hood.