[Semper Vigilantis]

Hmmm... Have you considered hiring her out as a Hunting Guide?
;~)

[Steelerfan]

I once changed her computer screen-saver and wallpaper to nothing but pictures of deer. Heard the scream from all way downstairs and barely made it out of the house alive. She was NOT amused.

As for being a hunting guide, I think her screaming "oh, my god there's one get it away from me!" would probably be counterproductive.