Chavez: U.S. plans to invade Venezuela

ap on Bakersfield Californian ^ | 9/16/05 | ap - Washington

[CommieCutter]

LOL! What a dope! There won't be any Bay of Pigs this time Mr. Chavez. Better you hold off tough talk till there's a dem-wit in office.

[Tulsa Ramjet]

We would only need to send one guy. Have him ride in during siesta.

[elli1]

Chavez has been attending the summit of world leaders at the United Nations in New York this week.

What?! Shouldn't he be back in Caracas getting ready to be invaded?

[Brilliant]

"They were doing movements."

They call it paranoia, Hugo.

[Samurai_Jack]

Chavez is going to make some paranoid move and will trigger an incident where he WILL have a war on his hands.

[Brilliant]

"What a dope."

I think he's on dope. Too much cocaine in his region.

[TheDon]

That's right "El Presidente for life" Chavez, it's called "regime change".

[jocon307]

Why does this delusional man keep saying this?

Is he trying to pull a "mouse that roared" routine?

[Callahan]

The DUmmies worship this clown. I would love to see him pick up an exploding sea shell for that reason alone.

[SouthTexas]

Hugo, we're sort of busy right now with the hurricane clean-up and all, so how about next week, is that good for you?

[Right Wing Assault]

In the event of a U.S. invasion, Chavez said the United States can "just forget" about receiving any more oil from his country.

Well, YA-uh! In the (unlikely) event of a U.S. invasion, YOU wouldn't HAVE a country. We wouldn't need to receive the oil from you, we would take it from you.

[TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig]

Well you obviously only read the first half of his statement.

[Chode]

[Donald Rumsfeld Fan]

"We are coming up with the counter-Balboa plan. That is to say if the government of the United States attempts to commit the foolhardy enterprise of attacking us, it would be embarked on a 100-year war. We are prepared."

...we are prepared

[popdonnelly]

"The DUmmies worship this clown."

That's because the American Left never met an enemy of the U.S. they didn't like. I been watching these leftist fools pull the same crap for four decades.

[umbagi]

I have heard of this "Venezuela" place.

It's near Aruba.

[BladeLWS]

Invade? no no no Mr Chavez, we'd never do that. We'll just send a cruise into your bedroom window and we'll be done with it...

[Zeroisanumber]

Chavez, interviewed on ABC's "Nightline," said the plan is called "Balboa" and involves aircraft carriers and planes.

Really? Does it involve soldiers and guns as well?

[SamuraiScot]

Chavez: U.S. plans to invade Venezuela

Promises, promises.

[Donald Rumsfeld Fan]

...indeed comrades...I think we must incorporate the doctrine of preemption...always leaning forward and keeping our enemies off balance.