What about olive oil or wool?
Twit.
Can you imagine going through life with that much self righteous, it's-all-about-me attitude? "You may touch my pee pee but I shan't ever marry you because the minute you touch it, you are ho. I will encourage you to touch my pee pee. I will pursue and attempt to conquer you sexually. I will use all avenues of persuasion at my disposal. But the minute you allow me, the sinless one, to have the intercourse I want/suggest/encourage, I will immediately hold you in disdain like the lowest street walker. I call this "traditional" ideals."
You know, we use to sacrafice virgins to the volcano gods. That stopped. Wanna know why? Cuz it was STOOPID.