"This is a joke, right?"
No joke...
http://news.scotsman.com/uk.cfm?id=1951292005
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2005430136,,00.html
In fact, that Muslim dude will probably put a jihad on you for even thinking it was a joke.
Serious Jihad stuff from Team America:
Terrorist: What do you know?
Gary Johnston: I heard there might be a large terrorist attack. If you tell me what it is, maybe I could help out.
Terrorist: Get out of here! We have put out a jihad on the infidels because they destroyed our lives. What do you know about pain and sadness?
[Gary pauses, recalls sounds of gorillas roaring]
Gary Johnston: I was just a boy when the infidels came to my village in their Blackhawk helicopters. The infidels fired at the oil fields and they lit up like the eyes of Allah. Burning oil rained down from the sky and cooked everything it touched. I could only hide myself and cry as my goats were consumed by the fiery black liquid death. In the midst of the chaos, I could swear that I heard my goats screaming for help. As quickly as they had come, the infidels were gone. It was on that day I put a jihad on them. And if you don't believe it, then you'd better kill me now, because I'll put a jihad on you, too.
Terrorist: I like you. You have balls. I like balls.
No. Odd as it may sound, there are people who actually believe in declaring war on a fast food company. While we call them "liberals" in the US, they're known as "jihadists" in many other places.
The ice cream lid or the religion? ;)
"I mean -- if this kind of thing became commonplace, there would be reasonable outlet for resulting hatred of Americans for muslims."
You been hidin' under a rock? Muslims do this kind of thing all of the time. Islam will be slithering its way somewhere near you soon......Are you ready to convert? Or face the consequences.