[exile]

I tried the line "I like my women, like I like my peanut butter...Chunky."

Mrs. Exile didn't think it was funny, and she thought I was calling her fat. (I mean a few sit-ups wouldn't kill her, but geesh).

[TheBigB]

I like my women like I like my pizza...hand-tossed, thin and crispy, with a bit of olive oil in the crust, covered with mozzarella cheese, and some pepperoni. Maybe a bit of bacon if I'm feeling patricularly saucy.

I tried that line once. Didn't work.