You mean like this one in the middle of Al Gore's face?
Cool!
I want one!
Where can I buy my very own super massive black hole?
I`m sure the Star Registry would be more than happy to sell you one. I don`t know what they charge for a black hole, but stars are pretty cheap. : )
You mean like this one in the middle of Al Gore's face?
Where can I buy my very own super massive black hole?
I suspect you could get Al Sharpton in your back pocket for a 100K.
Maybe you can just rent out Jesse Jackson's or Al Sharpton's foreheads for awhile to first see if massive black holes are even usefull for anything.
Where can I buy my very own super massive black hole?
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I'm sorry, Al Sharpton is not for sale
I want one!
Where can I buy my very own super massive black hole?
I want a really small one to use for garbage disposal.