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1 posted on 09/22/2005 1:25:08 PM PDT by salenaz

Uh...this article totally glosses over "Mr. Fake Toupee Wearer," doesn't it?

When I saw that, I sure as hell didn't "smile and nod in admiration," I laughed and I pointed.

2 posted on 09/22/2005 1:30:39 PM PDT by Prime Choice (E=mc^3. Don't drink and derive.)

Should I post a collection of links that I've found where someone could download ALL of the afforementioned commercials? It'd be for educational purposes only, of course. Maybe someone hasn't heard all of the 40+ commercials in the series.

3 posted on 09/22/2005 1:31:44 PM PDT by timtoews5292004

LOL!..They have a local version of these "Ads" in Cincinnati (on WLW AM700) Sports Teams (Cincinnati Bungles :)...very very funny.

12 posted on 09/22/2005 1:39:44 PM PDT by skinkinthegrass (Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you :^)

The list...

Mr. Silent Killer Gas Passer
Mr Centerfold Retoucher
Mr. Giant Pink Inflatable Gorilla Maker
Mr. Fancy Coffee Shop Coffee Pourer
Mr. Used Car Lot Auto Salesman
Mr. Company Computer Guy
Mr. Tiny Thong Bikini Wearer
Mr. Boombox Carrying Rollerskater
Mr. Handlebar Mustache Wearer
Mr. Giant Taco Salad Inventor
Mr. Tuxedo Shop Tux Renter
Mr. All You Can Eat Buffett Inventor
Mr. Sports Fan Face Painter
Mr. Camouflage Suit Maker
Mr. Proffesional Figure Skater
Mr. Hollywood Plastic Surgeon
Mr. Wedding Band Guitar Player
Mr. Edible Underwear Maker
Mr. Athletic Grion Protector
Mr. Supermarket Free Sample Guy
Mr. Restroon Toiletpaper Refiller
Mr. Beach Metal Detector Guy
Mr. Nudist Colony Activity Coordinator
Mr. Horse Drawn Cairrage Driver
Mr. Male Fur Coat Wearer
Mr Male Fur Coat Wearer
Mr. Centerfold Retoucher
Mr. Chinese Food Delivery Guy
Mr. Souvenir Snow Globe Maker
Mr Fancy Coffee Shop Coffee Pourer
Mr. Profesional Figure Skater
Mr. Athletic Groin Protector Inventor
Mr Garden Gnome Maker
Mr Edible Underwear Maker
Mr. Parking Attendant Flashlight Waver
Mr. Bass Plaque Maker
Mr. Pro Sports Heckler Guy
Mr. Parade Float Driver
Mr. Mother Trucker
Mr. PitCrew WaterBottle Squirt
Mr. Horse-Drawn Carriage Driver
Mr. Hawaiian Shirt Pattern...
Mr. Wrecking Ball Operator
Mr. Pickled Pig's Feet Eater
Mr. All-You-Can-Eat Buffet Inventor
Mr. Pro Wrestling Wardrobe Designer
Mr. Putt Putt Golf Course Designer

14 posted on 09/22/2005 1:42:00 PM PDT by Uncledave

Ummmmm, I think it's time for a Bud!

15 posted on 09/22/2005 1:42:38 PM PDT by wolfcreek

Mr. Overzealous Foulball Catcher is my favorite.

17 posted on 09/22/2005 1:44:56 PM PDT by scott7278 (Before I give you the benefit of my reply, I would like to know what we are talking about.)

Here's all the ads:

http://budlight.whipnet.com/

18 posted on 09/22/2005 1:45:09 PM PDT by Uncledave

The "Jelly" guy on the "Polaners All fruit" commercial..
"Pass me the JELLY".. and everybody faints..

20 posted on 09/22/2005 1:50:09 PM PDT by hosepipe (This propaganda has been ok'ed by me to included some fully orbed hyperbole....)

They did one for the DFW sports radio station "Mr. P-1 Ticket Listener." "While the wife goes out and earns the bacon, you sit at home passing gas and blaming it on the dog."

24 posted on 09/22/2005 1:53:31 PM PDT by dfwgator (Flower Mound, TX)

Mr. Barely Literate Grammar Corrector

Mr. Job-Loss Report Handwringer

Mr. Emergent Disease Scaremonger

Mr. "Bush's Fault" Thread Spammer

35 posted on 09/22/2005 2:27:25 PM PDT by Physicist

36 posted on 09/22/2005 2:29:20 PM PDT by Plutarch

My fave is Mr Footlong Hot Dog Inventor

40 posted on 09/22/2005 2:48:37 PM PDT by JackDanielsOldNo7 (If it wasn't for marriage, I would not have this screenname.)

Fun Fact: the singing voice of the Real Men of Genius ads is Jimi Jamison, lead singer for the 80's rock band Survivor best known for "Eye of the Tiger".

48 posted on 09/22/2005 11:00:35 PM PDT by youthgonewild

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