NWS says that the rumor of a 5.0 earthquake in the Gulf are unfounded, and no Tsunami is coming...
Woah. "Wait a minute..." (said in perfect Homer Simpson tone)
That happened like a week ago, right? You're just toying with us, right?
"There was NO earthquack at all, it was a misnomer! Lisa assures you, (D'oh!), I assure you fellow citizens of Springfield," said Mayor Homer Simpson. His daughter Lisa, was observed whispering into his ear prior to this statement. It is entirely and utterly unclear whether or not that had anything to do with anything. Just off the press wire, "There was no earthquake right now. Hah. You had me fooled there for a second. A second I tell you at most."
Well, there you have it. And now to more pressing matters concerning Cindy Sheehan..."