Kerry Staffers Brace for New Film

Taegan Goddard's Political Wire ^ | September 26, 2005 | Lloyd Grove

[maggief]

[AxelPaulsenJr]

I finished getting gas when the guy next to me noted I still have my Bush sticker, and was I happy to be paying 3 bucks a gallon. I said , "Nope, but can you imagine how much more it would be if Kerry were elected and threw those new taxes on it?" He started stammering about Blood for oil and I laughed and told him he had the intellectual depth of dog pee on a sidewalk. He just went back to pumping gas and I left.

My response would have been, "Gas is this high because of goofy environmental policies of liberal demorats like hanoi john".

[theDentist]

Good reply. I will use that next time. Then I'll reiterate the intellectual depth comment.

[fatteddy]

where's the butter?

[fatteddy]

she looks like it's her 15th beer.....

[taildragger]

This will be good.

It will play at all at Artsee-Fartsee foreign film houses were all the liberals go.

We go in mass and guffaw with gusto and drive them out of their minds.

Shudenfrude!

[frogjerk]

Kerry is a clown!

XXXXX DRUDGE REPORT XXXXX THU JULY 29, 2004 23:00:28 ET XXXXX

'WHAT THE F**K ARE YOU GUYS DOING UP THERE'

DNC CONVENTION DIRECTOR DON MISCHER AIRED ON CNN AS KERRY ENDS SPEECH, HEARD WORLDWIDE:

'Go balloons, go balloons! Go balloons! I don't see anything happening. Go balloons! Go balloons! Go balloons! Standby confetti. Keep coming, balloons. More balloons. Bring it- balloons, balloons, balloons! We want balloons, tons of them. Bring them down. Let them all come. No confetti. No confetti yet.

'No confetti. All right, go balloons, go balloons. We need more balloons. All balloons! All balloons! Keep going! Come on, guys, lets move it. Jesus! We need more balloons. I want all balloons to go, god******. Go confetti. Go confetti. More confetti. I want more balloons. What's happening to the balloons? We need more balloons.

'We need all of them coming down. Go balloons- balloons? What's happening balloons? There's not enough coming down! All balloons, what the hell! There's nothing falling! What the f*** are you guys doing up there? We want more balloons coming down, more balloons. More balloons. More balloons'...