Kerry Staffers Brace for New Film

Taegan Goddard's Political Wire ^ | September 26, 2005 | Lloyd Grove

[GovernmentShrinker]

He doesn't. Anti-Bush forces were so bored and annoyed with Kerry, few of them could manage to rouse themselves to do anything for the Kerry campaign. I'm sure in areas where the weather was bad on election day, many of them decided not to bother. Only Republicans would like to see Kerry run again.

[KJC1]

I can't wait to see this!!!

Where will the film be available I wonder?

[Rocky]

The comment about Kerry's chances in 2008: He had zero chance of being the Democrat nominee even before this film. Why do people seriously mention his candidacy as a possibility?

[farlander]

Ooooo yea! "Serenity"'s gonna ROCK. I just finished watching all the DVD's. I can't believe they only did a single season, it's one of the best Sci-Fi shows ever made. It's wantonly individualistic, frontier, free-market, and quite witty and humorous. It had it all!

Well, at least the movie's here, and Sci-Fi channel will be buying the future rights for a reconstitution of the series (so I hear).

[TomGuy]

Kerry who?

He's the guy who won the Vietnam War singlehandedly, when he went on a secret Christmas 1968 mission to Cambodia for President Nixon with a CIA team.

Except that, well, it wasn't quite Cambodia, but it was on the river, close to the border.

Except that, well, it wasn't quite Christmas, but was around Christmas or before or after.

Except that, well, Nixon wasn't exactly President, only President-elect at that time.

Except that, well, it was with the CIA but it was so secret he still, in 2004, couldn't talk about, even though he did (and may still) carry the CIA hat in his briefcase.

Seared in his memory, it was.

[hunter112]

I'm happy to see it discussed! He has a snowball's chance in hell, I'd just as soon see him in the Rat race just to divide them up. Face it, he'd be bloody good fun to watch, as he rips into Hillary during the debates, looking to pay back all the Clintoons' "support" of his 2004 candidacy.

The longer Kerry looks viable, the better it is for us!

[murphE]

Oh wait, now I know who it is. The guy with that crazy wife who likes her raisins spiked with gin right?

[GretchenM]

Terrified of the mirror ...
hmmmm --
like being afraid of one's shadow.

[TheBigB]

"At's what I'm TALKIN' *hic* about!"

[GretchenM]

Forgot to say, that's what happens when you have a corrupt soul to hide and you allow someone other than a sold-out M. Moore type to do the "creative" work.

Hillary and Crew know better than to make that mistake. She's so much like Stalin in that regard.

[beckysueb]

I wonder if its in the film where, after the phony exit polls came out, one of Kerrys stooges asked if he could be the first one to call him Mr. President. LOL. Someone on the inside said everyone was running around talking about who was going to get to work in the WH and who was going to Washington and who wasn't. This, based on phony exit polls! What a bunch of dorks!

[raccoonradio]

Remember the Newsweek "behind the scenes of the campaign" bit that ran right AFTER the election? At one point, he said "I can't believe this guy is beating me," or words to that effect (Ironic words: SNL had a sketch spoofing the '88 prez debate, with Dana Carvey imitating Bush I: "Stay the course. Thousand points of light," etc. Dukakis (Jon Lovitz) looks straight at the camera: "I can't believe I'm losing to this guy".

Which is what I like to tell liberals these days: You thought Bush was such a dummy, but if that's true, what does that say about Kerry who couldn't beat him in the election? If Kerry was so good he should have won, and won SOUNDLY.

[TheBigB]

I wonder if its in the film where, after the phony exit polls came out, one of Kerrys stooges asked if he could be the first one to call him Mr. President.

I think that was actually Bob Shrum.

[SaveTheChief]

"turns a harsh but deeply revealing mirror on the campaign ... a disorganized, contentious, self-absorbed team that thought they could win by 'not making mistakes,' and keeping their candidate in the public eye without clarifying a position on anything."

The only way a liberal can win an election is to not clarify his position on anything. This is nothing new.

[raccoonradio]

"Let me be the first to call you Mr. President."
Kerry Campaign Strategist Bob Shrum to John Kerry after early exit polls predicted his victory.
--Georgetown Voice

[Dems_R_Losers]

I predict Mary Beth Cahill will never work again after this film is released.

[Cate]

Is this being released to theaters,pay per view, hbo, etc?I've said it before, Kerry is a DORK. And per my nephew, a dork is a whale penis.

[raccoonradio]

The moonbats who supported him still have Kerry stickers on their cars, and some MORE stickers appeared after the election. Part of it is "I'm so smart, I voted for the 'right guy' even though he lost" but part of it is definitely "2008!!" Deluded.

[TheForceOfOne]

Gee, I wonder if Johnboy mentions sleep overs and Jesus juice on the tape? lol

[coconutt2000]

Far more likely, the film will be a disappointment.