[radioman]

They miss the mountains, the desert, the woods, whatever. I have a stock answer: Buy A Postcard

Great answer.
There are times when I miss the city. You can pick up the phone and have a pizza delivered to your door!
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[durasell]

Pizza? You can have Vietnamese, Thai, lobster or French food delivered to your door.

As a straight person, I don't understand this whole focus on gay agenda, etc. Maybe it's just me, but as I get older I have trouble mustering much interest in what other people do with their genitals. In time, I suspect I'll have increasing trouble mustering much enthusiasm for my own genitals.