Pizza, my favorite food! I ate so much pizza during that week I returned home with an Italian accent.
It's not just you. I'm straight too and just can't understand what all the fuss is about. I have absolutely no interest in what others do with their crotches.
I have learned that Ontario is real big on softball and that may be a factor in all of this.
After extensive research into the matter, I've come to the conclusion that gay women have an unfair advantage when it comes to softball. They not only tend to practice, but also consume far less alcohol during the games. Combined, these two elements, seemingly harmless in themselves, combine to clearly provide an unfair advantage when it comes to playing the game. At present time I am forming a committee to investigate these serious allegations.