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To: Chieftain

splain...


22 posted on 09/28/2005 8:00:41 AM PDT by firewalk
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To: BeforeISleep; Recovering Ex-hippie; Howlin; OXENinFLA; oceanperch
splain...

OK, Rickie, here goes...

Once upon a time (about 6 months) ago this killer somehow found his way to Ashley's apt in an upper middle class neighborhood in the of Atlanta burbs. Ashley courageously let him in her apartment, because she recognized he was the killer on the run who had brutally murdered 4 or 5 people in cold blood. She decided to talk with him about the Bible and "the Purpose Driven Life", (a very chic book for the upwardly mobile suburbanite), and after she read to him, she made him breakfast and then called the police and he turned himself in. And they all lived happily ever after!

Now for the REST of the STORY... Ashley was doing crystal meth and went to score and ran into him. They went to her place and did what most male/female couples who are high on METH do. (I'm sure you've figured this much out already, (SEX). I have been chastised by FReeper oceanperch for describing gory details about St. Ashley, so I'll leave it at that.)

I digress... St Ashley figured out that telling the truth about what really happened would be best kept for her blockbuster best-seller book, (instead of the authorities), and told this wild LIE about the night in question in front of ALL the TV cameras and her fans here on FR gobbled it up! They swallowed every bit of her story, hook, line, and sinker!

Myself and few other FReepers threw the bullsh!t flag and then the Christian FReeper crowd came unglued!! They called me and the other "BS flag" throwers everything BUT a child of God, and were forming a 'cyber lynch mob' to get us, with threats of being banned from FR and the like. These folks made the Clinton Whitehouse smear machine look like child's play.

So... in closing, when I saw the story about Ashley's LIES, I had to post some bait to get 'em to get 'em to come out and play. But alas, they are too BUSY EATIN' CROW!

BWAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

26 posted on 09/28/2005 7:02:40 PM PDT by Chieftain (Cindy Sheehan is a shameful example of an American mother duped by Kerry's LIES!)
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