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Two things Navy SEALS are always taught... (vanity joke)

Posted on 09/28/2005 1:32:47 PM PDT by RDTF

Two things Navy SEALS are always taught:

1. Keep your priorities in order 2. Know when to act without hesitation

A college professor, and devoted atheist, and active in the ACLU, was teaching his class. He shocked several of his students when he flatly stated that once and for all he was going to prove there was no God.

Addressing the ceiling he shouted: "GOD, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes!!!!!

The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop.

Ten minutes went by. " I'm waiting God, if you're real knock me off this platform!!!!"

Again after 4 minutes, the professor taunted God saying, "Here I am, God!!! I'm still waiting!!!"

His count down got down to the last couple of minutes when a SEAL, just released from the Navy after serving in Afghanistan and Iraq and newly registered in the class, walked up to the Professor.

The SEAL hit him full force in the face, and sent the professor tumbling from his lofty platform. The Professor was out cold!!

The students were stunned and shocked. They began to babble in confusion.

The SEAL nonchalantly took his seat in the front row and sat silent.

The class looked at him and fell silent...waiting.

Eventually, the professor came to and was noticeably shaken.

He looked at the SEAL in the front row. When the professor regained his senses and could speak he asked: "What the hell is the matter with you, why did you do that?

"God was really busy, protecting America's soldiers, who are protecting your right to say stupid sh** and act like an a**hole...so he sent me!!"


TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: alreadyposted; doasearch; navyseals; nomoreduplicateposts

1 posted on 09/28/2005 1:32:50 PM PDT by RDTF
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To: RDTF

Man, I wish that was a true story.


2 posted on 09/28/2005 1:35:10 PM PDT by nuffsenuff (Don't get stuck on Stupid - General Russ Honore Sept 21, 2005)
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To: RDTF
It reminds me of the two goldfish arguing if there was a god. Finally, one said 'Of course there's a god, who do you think changes the water?"
3 posted on 09/28/2005 1:38:41 PM PDT by SMARTY ("Stay together, pay the soldiers and forget everything else." Lucius Septimus Severus)
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To: RDTF

This one has been around for awhile now ... last time I read or heard it ... it was a Marine instead of a Navy SEAL.


4 posted on 09/28/2005 1:42:10 PM PDT by BluH2o
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To: RDTF

That was good thanks


5 posted on 09/28/2005 1:42:31 PM PDT by since1868 (Thanks DC Freepers)
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To: RDTF
LOL! Works for me . . . that's what you call a "witness" to the hand of God.

I would add "HUA?" to the SEAL's last line.

6 posted on 09/28/2005 1:46:43 PM PDT by w_over_w (If I'm in business for myself . . . can I deduct money I throw into a wishing well?)
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To: RDTF

This was posted yesterday.


7 posted on 09/28/2005 1:47:26 PM PDT by notpoliticallycorewrecked (Never forget 9-11)
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To: RDTF

Always a good one, when ever and about whom ever! Thanks


8 posted on 09/28/2005 1:51:39 PM PDT by llevrok (Course 090. Magnetic.)
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To: notpoliticallycorewrecked
This was posted yesterday.

Obviously, some needed to read it again.

9 posted on 09/28/2005 2:19:35 PM PDT by My2Cents (The political battles of our day are battles over morality, between the haves and the have nots.)
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To: My2Cents

I read it yesterday and just read it again today. It's a good one!


10 posted on 09/28/2005 2:24:28 PM PDT by maxwellp
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To: RDTF

Amen...


11 posted on 09/28/2005 2:24:40 PM PDT by geo40xyz
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To: maxwellp

I didn't read it yesterday, and appreciated reading it today. :-) I hope someone posts it again tomorrow.


12 posted on 09/28/2005 2:29:04 PM PDT by My2Cents (The political battles of our day are battles over morality, between the haves and the have nots.)
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To: RDTF

PETER-4 ping?


13 posted on 09/28/2005 2:33:45 PM PDT by PeteB570
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To: RDTF; Travis McGee

Ping


14 posted on 09/28/2005 3:01:09 PM PDT by Bedford Forrest (Roger, Contact, Judy, Out. Fox One. Splash one.<I>)
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To: RDTF
ROTFLMAO!
15 posted on 09/28/2005 3:11:26 PM PDT by Fiddlstix (This Tagline for sale. (Presented by TagLines R US))
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To: RDTF

Bump for Navy SEALS...


16 posted on 09/28/2005 5:15:07 PM PDT by defenderSD (At half past midnight, the ghost of Vince Foster wanders through the West Wing.)
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To: nuffsenuff

Maybe the story is fake, but accurate.


17 posted on 09/28/2005 6:45:35 PM PDT by white trash redneck (Everything I needed to know about Islam I learned on 9-11-01.)
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To: Bedford Forrest

Oldie but a goody.


18 posted on 09/29/2005 7:57:16 AM PDT by Travis McGee (--- www.EnemiesForeignAndDomestic.com ---)
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