"Yeah Hi! NOPD? Yeah I just want to complain that somebody has left a variety of valuable items in this abandoned building I just happenned to be passing through. Maybe I'm a little too suspicious but by the looks of the items, some not even out of their original packaging, price tags attached, I think that these items may have been stolen.
Please take care of this issue or I will be forced to complain again and/or fence these items."
Signed: Concerned NO Citizen
LoL! thieves are always terrible liars.
Sure, I believe him.