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Bambi's been hit ... MEDIC!
1 posted on 09/29/2005 4:32:52 AM PDT by Cowman
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To: Cowman

He was obviously just trying to save a buck.


2 posted on 09/29/2005 4:34:32 AM PDT by Mobilemitter (We must learn to fin >-)> for ourselves..........)
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To: Cowman

This is about the wierdest story I have ever read.


3 posted on 09/29/2005 4:34:40 AM PDT by ko_kyi
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To: Cowman

I said "refrigerate the beer", not "defibrillate a deer"!


4 posted on 09/29/2005 4:37:04 AM PDT by SlowBoat407 (The best things happen just before the thread snaps.)
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To: Cowman

thanks for the first "stop the world, I need off" story of the day. Had a good laugh.


6 posted on 09/29/2005 4:39:28 AM PDT by trustandobey (Delay 2008)
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To: Cowman

I heard the communities were putting a lot of doe into their emergency response systems.


7 posted on 09/29/2005 4:40:24 AM PDT by SlowBoat407 (The best things happen just before the thread snaps.)
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To: Cowman

Got meth?


8 posted on 09/29/2005 4:42:05 AM PDT by kx9088
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"Uh oh." (hastily calls on cell phone) "Ma? Would you check the freezer and see if Uncle Bob is in there?"


9 posted on 09/29/2005 4:42:12 AM PDT by SlowBoat407 (The best things happen just before the thread snaps.)
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"He basically said he was told to leave the state," said Rockingham County Sheriff's Office spokesman Dean Venable. "And so he found a way to accomplish that."

You might say he "deerly departed".

10 posted on 09/29/2005 4:48:09 AM PDT by PBRSTREETGANG
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To: Cowman

So--the legendary BAMBULANCE exists!


11 posted on 09/29/2005 4:51:40 AM PDT by ktvaughn
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Howdy Officer! What seems to be the problem!...


12 posted on 09/29/2005 4:58:02 AM PDT by gridlock (IF YOU'RE NOT CATCHING FLAK, YOU'RE NOT OVER THE TARGET...)
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"I smelled that deer until 10 o'clock that night," Pearson said.

To each their own.

16 posted on 09/29/2005 5:14:01 AM PDT by decimon
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19 posted on 09/29/2005 5:28:56 AM PDT by TaxRelief
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ping


24 posted on 09/29/2005 5:33:52 AM PDT by Tribune7
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ping


25 posted on 09/29/2005 5:33:54 AM PDT by Tribune7
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"...he was wearing a makeshift doctor's uniform consisting of a stethoscope, a pager-like gadget and latex gloves stuffed in his back pocket.

But then things started getting really strange when they saw a dead deer, fully stretched out and wedged in the back. Some said there was an intravenous line attached to the animal and there was evidence a defibrillator had been used. ... "

(rolls down window) I'm sorry, is there a problem officer?

On a side note...
Why the hell are the police pulling over EMT impersonators transporting venison with IV hookups? Shouldn't they be out catching the real criminals?!

27 posted on 09/29/2005 5:34:10 AM PDT by Hatteras
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To: Cowman
Did somebody say "venison"?


28 posted on 09/29/2005 5:37:04 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson
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KQRS has the Bambulance audio. Click the link under the deer vs Durango picture.
31 posted on 09/29/2005 5:41:39 AM PDT by rabidralph
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To: VoiceOfBruck

Plenty of opportunity here, Bruck!


39 posted on 09/29/2005 6:16:52 AM PDT by Zechariah_8_13 (Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point.)
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Odder still was that he was wearing ... a pager-like gadget

A beeber. The man was wearing a beeber. Bambi was stuned. They were going to Tijuna to get married.

43 posted on 09/29/2005 6:27:59 AM PDT by r9etb
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To: stylecouncilor

ping


52 posted on 09/29/2005 8:08:55 AM PDT by windcliff
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