[Old Professer]

I have this theory that anyone who has the tops of his ears below a straight line intersecting at least the midpoint of a line through his eyebrows is mentally deficient; check it out against the pictures you see posted of life's losers.

[RegulatorCountry]

"I have this theory that anyone who has the tops of his ears below a straight line intersecting at least the midpoint of a line through his eyebrows is mentally deficient"

Well, alrighty then. I gather that the tops of your ears are above a straight line intersecting at least the midpoint of a line through your eyebrows?

[Paul C. Jesup]

I have this theory that anyone who has the tops of his ears below a straight line intersecting at least the midpoint of a line through his eyebrows is mentally deficient; check it out against the pictures you see posted of life's losers.

(sarcasm) And I have a theory that anyone who becomes a professor is because they are a failure at getting a real job in the economy and must instead rail against said economy in bitterness using marxism to get a salary.

[groovejedi]

Hey, that includes ME!!!!! dangit, now I gotta fill the shoes.... right?

[meyer]

I have this theory that anyone who has the tops of his ears below a straight line intersecting at least the midpoint of a line through his eyebrows is mentally deficient;

Thankfully, I only have one great big wooly eyebrow. :)

[Cvengr]

"I have this theory that anyone who has the tops of his ears below a straight line intersecting at least the midpoint of a line through his eyebrows is mentally deficient;

Something for me to chew on..... all aboard....