[theFIRMbss]

>Jonathan Reed was hiking with his golden retriever ... his pet was being torn apart by a "gray" -- an alien being with an elongated head, smelling of rotting fruit ... he took the alien home and lived with it for nine days

An alien once
drank my Sea Monkeys. So I
just took my pets back!

[Riley]

Ooh...*that's* gonna leave a mark!

[Mike Bates]

. . .an alien being with an elongated head, smelling of rotting fruit

So what's John Kerry doing hanging around in forests anyway?