Did you call?
Nah.. homey don't make crank calls..
Not that I'm not a crank.. I am..
Will leave that job to the shot in the dark folks..
You know; the free republic version; of muzzies shooting their guns in the air..
However putting a tack on a chair waiting for some fat liberal to sit down just for yuks, is not beyond me..
but I applaud the effort..