I have accepted the position to be Lauren Green's lover.
There are no lines ahead of me, and sadly for the rest of you, none behind me. She chose me for my uniqueness, my intelligence, and my humility. (And for my amazingly sexy and irresistible body. And she also mentioned the possibility of a 3some with a certain Ms. Rice...)
Man, am I in the right place at the right time, or what!
I guess Ann Coulter will just have to wait... patiently... while I perform the duties prescribed. And I don't rush these kind of things. If a job is worth doing, it's worth doing right. And I will do her right.
;>)
Oh well there go the abstinence arguments.