To: hispanarepublicana
This Lutheran/Methodist terror thing all started when some Lutheran crashed a Methodist potluck and brought carrot-raisin salad. Death to the infidel Methodists! Anyone killing a Methodist will immediately enter Lutheran Paradise and be treated to 72 casseroles that never go empty. The casseroles will be served by Norwegian grandmothers who reek of the sacred lutefisk.
To: DallasMike
Actually, you'd do the Methodists more damage if you took their buffet table away......
72 posted on
10/10/2005 9:05:01 AM PDT by
hispanarepublicana
(No amnesty needed...My ancestors proudly served. [remodel of an old '70s bumper sticker])
To: DallasMike
101 posted on
10/10/2005 9:19:23 AM PDT by
Knitting A Conundrum
(Act Justly, Love Mercy, and Walk Humbly With God Micah 6:8)
To: DallasMike
sacred lutefisk And you and your infidel friends sit around wondering why the rest of the world hates you...the world shall be scrubbed of you and your ilk by the holy scotchpad, and fed with sacred green bean casserole.
164 posted on
10/10/2005 10:03:56 AM PDT by
Tennessee_Bob
("Nac Mac Feegle! The Wee Free Men! Nae king! Nae quin! Nae laird! We willna be fooled again!")
To: DallasMike
406 posted on
10/10/2005 7:00:15 PM PDT by
Smokin' Joe
(How often God must weep at humans' folly.)
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