Men never went out of style with most women.You boys listened to a small portion of squeaky wheels, the feminists in the North and Cali that wanted men they could dominate. You let them set the standards and now we're overrun with wussies.
Posted on 10/11/2005 10:32:58 PM PDT by goldstategop
Most men?
Don't forget the 5% setaside for the guys that made a different arbitrary decision.
Or I'll hit you with my purse!
Is it possible that the herb for long life back then was the precursor for Viagra? I mean, maybe the phrase describing Enki 'watering the dikes' was to be taken literally -- not just a metaphor.
"list of ubersexuals is Jon Stewart. Number nine is Guy Ritchie. Number eight is Pierce Brosnan. Number seven is Ewan McGregor. Number six is Barack Obama. Number five is Arnold Schwarzenegger. Number four is Donald Trump. Number three is Bill Clinton. Number two is George Clooney, and number one is Bono -- and they have descriptions why each of these guys qualify. "
And what do all these guys have in common? They are all LEFTIES.
(Denny Crane: "Sometimes you can only look for answers from God and failing that... and Fox News".)
Has Rush become an "above the belt" conservative like Gordon Liddy? Now that Rush is a serial marrier, he mentioned that he was engrossed with a sex-thriller novel by a certain female author. Who is that author?
Rush also talks about his sex toys and mistresses. Is he only kidding or half-kidding about a romp into middle aged lechery?
Men never went out of style with most women.You boys listened to a small portion of squeaky wheels, the feminists in the North and Cali that wanted men they could dominate. You let them set the standards and now we're overrun with wussies.
The Code of the RETROSEXUAL man :
A Retrosexual man, no matter what the women insists, PAYS FOR THE DATE.
A Retrosexual man opens doors for a lady. Even for the ones that fit that term only because they are female.
A Retrosexual DEALS with IT, be it a flat tire, break-in into your home, or a natural disaster, you DEAL WITH IT.
A Retrosexual not only eats red meat, he often kills it himself.
A Retrosexual doesn't worry about living to be 90. It's not how long you live, but how well. If you're 90 years old and still smoking cigars and drinking, I salute you.
A Retrosexual does not use more hair or skin products than a woman. Women have several supermarket aisles of stuff. Retrosexuals need an endcap (possibly 2 endcaps if you include shaving goods.)
A Retrosexual does not dress in clothes from Hot Topic when he's 30 years old.
A Retrosexual should know how to properly kill stuff (or people) if need be. This falls under the "Dealing with IT" portion of The Code.
A Retrosexual watches no TV show with "*****" in the title. Example..."***** Eye for the Straight Guy" The censor took care of this 'un...
A Retrosexual does not let neighbors screw up rooms in his house on national TV.
A Retrosexual should not give up excessive amounts of manliness for women. Some is inevitable, but major reinvention of yourself will only lead to you becoming a froo-froo little puss, and in the long run, she ain't worth it.
A Retrosexual is allowed to seek professional help for major mental stress such as drug/alcohol addiction, death of your entire family in a freak treechipper accident, favorite sports team being moved to a different city, favorite bird dog expiring, etc. You are NOT allowed to see a shrink because Daddy didn't pay you enough attention. Daddy was busy DEALING WITH IT. When you screwed up, he DEALT with you.
A Retrosexual will have at least one outfit in his wardrobe designed to conceal himself from prey.
A Retrosexual knows how to tie a Windsor knot when wearing a tie -- and ONLY a Windsor knot.
A Retrosexual should have at least one good wound he can brag about getting.
A Retrosexual knows how to use a basic set of tools. If you can't hammer a nail, or drill a straight hole, practice in secret until you can -- or be rightfully ridiculed for the wuss you be.
A Retrosexual knows that owning a gun is not a sign that your are riddled with fear, guns are TOOLS and are often essential to DEAL WITH IT. Plus it's just plain fun to shoot.
Crying. There are very few reason that a Retrosexual may cry, and none of them have to do with TV commercials, movies, or soap operas. Sports teams are sometimes a reason to cry, but the preferred method of release is cussing or throwing the remote control. Some reasons a Retrosexual can cry include (but are not limited to) death of a loved one, death of a pet (fish do NOT count as pets in this case), loss of a major body part.
When a Retrosexual is on a crowded bus and or a commuter train, and a pregnant woman, heck, any woman gets on, that Retrosexual stands up and offers his seat to that woman, then looks around at the other so-called men still in their seats with a disgusted "you punks" look on his face.
A Retrosexual knows how to say the Pledge properly, and with the correct emphasis and pronunciation. He also knows the words to the Star Spangled Banner
A Retrosexual will have hobbies and habits his wife and mother do not understand, but that are essential to his manliness, in that they offset the acceptable manliness decline he suffers when married/engaged or in a serious healthy relationship - i. e., hunting, boxing, shot putting, shooting, cigars, car maintenance.
A Retrosexual man can drive in snow (heck, a blizzard) without sliding all over or driving under 20mph, without anxiety, and without high-centering his ride in a snow bank.
A Retrosexual man can chop down a tree and make it land where he wants. Wherever it lands is where he darn well wanted it to land.
A Retrosexual will give up his seat on a bus to not only any women but any elderly person or person in military dress (except 2nd Lt's) NOTE: The person in military dress may turn down the offer but the Retrosexual man will ALWAYS make the offer to them and thank them for serving their country.
A Retrosexual man doesn't need a contract -- a handshake is good enough. He will always stand by his word even if circumstances change or the other person deceived him.
A Retrosexual man doesn't immediately look to sue someone when he does something stupid and hurts himself. We understand that sometimes in the process of doing things we get hurt and we just DEAL WITH IT !
I prefer to think of myself as a "wild, undomesticated male."
None of that sissy stuff for me.....
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!
That was the record?
Heck, I broke that record easily with my first wife when I was in my twenties.
I'm working on breaking it again with my fifth wife now that I am in my fifties.
I started to move to Utah and marry two twenty-year olds, but I realized that I wasn't wired for 220.
Wow, looking at my life experiences, I realize that I am obviously an ULTRA-ubersexual.
No, really, I'm not kidding you ......really!
What a surprise; Bruce Willis, Roger Clemens, Clint Eastwood, Troy Aikman, Tom Selleck aren't on the list.
Nahhhhh, just goobers......
You are the winner of post of the day!
Looks like its almost entirely rich white heterosexual men. Not a very diverse group. Lets get some affirmative action suit going.
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