Not far off. Most likely the word "playground" will be jettisoned altogether.
In some schools in the same area as this article, there is no recess at all. I remember two years ago my son wrote a letter to the paper about how children need to be able to play in order to think. He was 9 years old at the time and is homeschooled, but he was worried about other kids not being able to play.
Caution: You are entering a regulated Habitat and Fitness Center, please have your permission slips and medical clearance available at the next station; for your safety and that of others, including all natural fauna and flora, you must stay within the white lines unless directly supervised by a licensed Fitness and Habitat Center guide.
All guides must wear green shirts while on duty, no red colored garments are allowed for obvious reasons.
Enjoy your visit and remember, the life you save may be your own.
Don't forget to collect personal belongings as you leave, all non-collected items are subject to confiscation.