[Cap'n Crunch]

Is this the best they can do?
"I was scared to death", "I wanted to make sure they weren't going to punch and hurt Calvin" (translation: they probably interfered with the arrest and got read the riot act) "I was just manhandled like I've never been before" "I want to tell somebody about this"

here's the best one: "We felt violated" and "our enjoyable night turned out to be crap"

Sheesh.

[PositiveCogins]

I guess they should have fought back and whooped them cops buts good. Hows it goin Cap'n? I figured you'd be here on this thread.

[Protagoras]

So he's lying?