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Texas - have you seen this one?
email | 10/14 | anonymous

Posted on 10/14/2005 3:43:58 PM PDT by phatoldphart

When you're from Texas, people that you meet ask you questions like, Do you have any cows?" "Do you have horses?" "Bet you got a bunch of guns, eh?"

They all want to know if you've been to Southfork. They watched Dallas.

Have you ever looked at a map of the world? Look at Texas with me just for a second. That picture, with the Panhandle and the Gulf Coast, and the Red River and the Rio Grande is as much a part of you as anything ever will be.. As soon as anyone anywhere in the world looks at it they know what it is. It's Texas. Pick any kid off the street in Japan and draw him a picture of Texas in the dirt and he'll know what it is. What happens if I show you a picture of any other state? You might get it maybe after a second or two, but who else would? And even if you do, does it ever stir any feelings in you?

In every man, woman and child on this planet, there is a person who wishes just once he could be a real live Texan and get up on a horse or ride off in a pickup. There is some little bit of Texas in everyone.

Did you ever hear anyone in a bar go, "Wow...so you're from Iowa? Cool, tell me about it?" Do you know why? Because there's no place like Texas.

Texas is the Alamo. Texas is 183 men standing in a church, facing thousands of Mexican nationals, fighting for freedom, who had the chance to walk out and save themselves, but stayed instead to fight and die for the cause of freedom. We send our kids to schools named William B. Travis and James Bowie and Crockett and do you know why? Because those men saw a line in the sand and they decided to cross it and be heroes. John Wayne paid to do the movie himself. That is the Spirit of Texas.

Texas is Sam Houston capturing Santa Ana at San Jacinto.

Texas is "Juneteenth" and Texas Independence Day.

Texas is huge forests of Piney Woods like the Davy Crockett National Forest.

Texas is breathtaking mountains in the Big Bend.

Texas is the unparalleled beauty of bluebonnet fields in the Texas Hill Country.

Texas is the beautiful, warm beaches of the Gulf Coast of South Texas.

Texas is the shiny skyscrapers in Houston and Dallas.

Texas is world record bass from places like Lake Fork.

Texas is Mexican food like nowhere else, not even Mexico.

Texas is the Fort Worth Stockyards, Bass Hall, the Ballpark in Arlington and the Astrodome.

Texas is larger-than-life legends like Michael DeBakey, Denton Cooley, Willie Nelson, Buddy Holly, Waylon Jennings, Janis Joplin, Kris Kristofferson, Tom Landry, Darrell Royal, Rick Husband, Eric Dickerson, Earl Campbell, Nolan Ryan, Sam Rayburn, Lyndon B.Johnson.

Texas is great companies like Dell Computer, Texas Instruments and Compaq. And LOCKHEED MARTIN AEROSPACE, Home of the F-16 Jet Fighter and the JSF Fighter.

Texas is NASA.

Texas is huge herds of cattle and miles of crops.

Texas is skies blackened with doves, and fields full of deer.

Texas is a place where towns and cities shut down to watch the local High School Football game on Friday nights and for the Cowboys on Monday Night Football, and for the Night In Old San Antonio River Parade in San Antonio. Texas is ocean beaches, deserts, lakes and rivers, mountains and prairies, and modern cities.

If it isn't in Texas, you probably don't need it.

NO ONE DOES ANYTHING BIGGER OR BETTER THAN IT'S DONE IN TEXAS.

By federal law, Texas is the only state in the U.S. that can fly its flag at the same height as the U.S. flag. Think about that for a second. You fly the Stars and Stripes at 20 feet in Maryland, California, or Maine and your state flag, whatever it is, goes at 17 feet. You fly the Stars and Stripes in front of Pine Tree High in Longview or anyplace else at 20 feet, the Lone Star flies at the same height - 20 feet. Do you know why? Because it is the only state that was a republic before it became a state.

Also, being a Texan is as high as being an American down here. Our capitol is the only one in the country that is taller than the capitol building in Washington, D.C. and we can divide our state into five states at any time if we wanted to! We included these things as part of the deal when we came on. That's the best part, right there.

Texas even has its own power grid!!

If you are a REAL TEXAN you won't even need to be told to pass this on!"


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To: phatoldphart; Eaker; All
I can think of another thing about TEXAS that's pretty good......

Texas Forever!
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Texas Forever!
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Texas Forever!
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Texas Forever!
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201 posted on 10/14/2005 7:12:54 PM PDT by Fiddlstix (Tagline Repair Service. Let us fix those broken Taglines. Inquire within(Presented by TagLines R US))
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To: ozarkgirl
I hate to rain on ya'lls parade, but when I think of Texas, I think of illegal aliens.

No fair, we are U.S. citizens, though the U.S. seems prouder of it than we do.

To be a real cowboy you'd have to be from Montana or Wyoming.

Where do you think those cows originally came from, Canada?

202 posted on 10/14/2005 7:14:16 PM PDT by Mind-numbed Robot (Not all that needs to be done needs to be done by the government.)
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To: Eaker

Thanks for the ping. Great thread!


203 posted on 10/14/2005 7:14:16 PM PDT by nralife
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To: Texagirl4W

Anybody remember the Mobil Texas history comics?


204 posted on 10/14/2005 7:14:23 PM PDT by phatoldphart ("some people were forged of a hotter fire. Well, that's what it is to be Texan." -Bob Wheeler)
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To: kalee
The best thing to come out of TX is my husband, but I'm a bit prejudiced. I think he did drive out on I-20 though. lol



It was coming through NORTH Louisiana, Mississippi
and Alabama on his way to Georgia that made him the great husband
that he is.
205 posted on 10/14/2005 7:14:24 PM PDT by WKB (If you can't dazzle them with brilliance.. then Baffle them with BS)
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To: phatoldphart

I love my l00 acres in Texas where:

The stars at night,
Are big and bright,
Deep in the heart of Texas,
The prairie sky
Is wide and high,
Deep in the heart of Texas.
The sage in bloom
Is like perfume,
Deep in the heart of Texas,
Reminds me of,
The one I love,
Deep in the heart of Texas.
The coyotes wail,
Along the trail,
Deep in the heart of Texas,
The rabbits rush,
Around the brush,
Deep in the heart of Texas.
The cowboys cry,
"Ki-yip-pee-yi,"
Deep in the heart of Texas,
The dogies bawl,
And bawl and bawl,
Deep in the heart of Texas.





206 posted on 10/14/2005 7:15:23 PM PDT by Bassfire (freepin with a smile)
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To: hispanarepublicana

Match the following states with their chili additives:

Texas
California
New Mexico

Green Chile
Beans
Pink Tofu


207 posted on 10/14/2005 7:18:15 PM PDT by Doctor Stochastic (Vegetabilisch = chaotisch ist der Charakter der Modernen. - Friedrich Schlegel)
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To: HoustonCurmudgeon

OK, gotta say this, when I was on Reforger 1990 in germany I was asked where I was from, replied Oklahoma, they said Indians!!!! They loved anything Western.


208 posted on 10/14/2005 7:18:23 PM PDT by epaul
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To: phatoldphart
Anybody remember the Mobil Texas history comics?

Yep.

209 posted on 10/14/2005 7:18:59 PM PDT by Doctor Stochastic (Vegetabilisch = chaotisch ist der Charakter der Modernen. - Friedrich Schlegel)
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To: MEG33; hispanarepublicana
Mine were here before Texas was a Republic

My McGee's came in 1832. Taylors, Eubanks, Williams, Leggets, and Mouton's by the end of the Civil War.

210 posted on 10/14/2005 7:19:15 PM PDT by HoustonCurmudgeon (A right wing Christian, not part of the Christian Right)
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To: WKB

My many times great-grandfather moved from Georgia to Texas right after the civel war. Had to. He'd shot a carpetbagger................


211 posted on 10/14/2005 7:19:39 PM PDT by phatoldphart ("some people were forged of a hotter fire. Well, that's what it is to be Texan." -Bob Wheeler)
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To: Doctor Stochastic

New Mexicans put beans in their chili? For shame.


212 posted on 10/14/2005 7:19:41 PM PDT by hispanarepublicana (No amnesty needed...My ancestors proudly served. [remodel of an old '70s bumper sticker])
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To: Doctor Stochastic

What the H**l is pink tofu??????????


213 posted on 10/14/2005 7:21:11 PM PDT by epaul
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To: hispanarepublicana

The New Mexico legislature passed a resolution making the spelling "chile" because the claimed that only Texans put beans in "chili." (Probably an Indian word pronounced "Xjlj" or something like that.)


214 posted on 10/14/2005 7:21:39 PM PDT by Doctor Stochastic (Vegetabilisch = chaotisch ist der Charakter der Modernen. - Friedrich Schlegel)
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To: Bloody Sam Roberts
Texas Is Still Home To Me
(Blakely/Chambers/Gil)

I've rambled many places
Far from the open spaces I call home
From New York out to 'Frisco
Across the Great Divide
I've made friends most everywhere I've gone

But not a day goes by
When I don't dream of those
Big Texas skies
Down many roads I've wandered
But Texas is still home to me

If home is where your heart is
Mine ain't hard to find
Across that old Red River
Inside the Texas line
Rememberin' Bob Wills
A band tonight is playin' Silver Bells
So many miles I am away
But Texas is still home to me

Steel guitars are ringin'
Twin fiddles playin' all night long
In my heart, I hear the music
And I'm dancin' in my mind
As the white lines are leading me home

Hey, just a few more miles
And I'll be home if only for a while
Don't many roads I've wandered
But Texas is still home to me

If home is where your heart is
Mine ain't hard to find
Across that old Red River
Inside the Texas line
Rememberin' Bob Wills
A band tonight is playin' Silver Bells
So many miles I am away
But Texas is still home to me


Ship My Body Back To Texas
(Baxter, Bruce)

Lookin' for some greener grass
I left my Lone Star home
Put my trust in wanderlust
Set out for parts unknown
I tried California,
Where it's summer all the time
But they dug up all the gold in '49

Chorus
Ship my body back to Texas
If I die out on the trail
I'm not picky where you bury me
Just put me in the mail
Lay me down in Cow Town
Where I'll never be alone
Or pushin' up the Rose of San Antone

I headed for Alaska
Where I thought I'd change my luck
But nights are long and cold
And lunch can cost you forty bucks
They're shuttin' down the Motor Town
The folks ain't sittin' pretty
And you can't walk the streets of New York City

Chorus

I spent my last ten dollars
Drinkin' rum down in the Keys
Shipped out on a freighter
I've seen more than Seven Seas
'Cause one square mile of ocean
Looks just like the one next to it
If I could find my way back home I'd do it

Chorus

Plant me in the parking lot
Outside the Astrodome
Or pushin' up the Rose of San Antonio
Pushin' up the Rose of San Antone
215 posted on 10/14/2005 7:22:09 PM PDT by Rastus
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To: epaul
Soy curd with food coloring to make it palatable.
216 posted on 10/14/2005 7:22:21 PM PDT by Doctor Stochastic (Vegetabilisch = chaotisch ist der Charakter der Modernen. - Friedrich Schlegel)
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To: hispanarepublicana
"If it has beans or tomatoes, it ain't chili." - "A Bowl of Red" Frank X. Tolbert
217 posted on 10/14/2005 7:22:42 PM PDT by phatoldphart ("some people were forged of a hotter fire. Well, that's what it is to be Texan." -Bob Wheeler)
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To: phatoldphart
My many times great-grandfather moved from Georgia to Texas right after the civil war. Had to. He'd shot a carpetbagger................



Is that a threat ?:>)
218 posted on 10/14/2005 7:23:12 PM PDT by WKB (If you can't dazzle them with brilliance.. then Baffle them with BS)
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To: FreedomCalls

Now that you mention it, there definitely is a Texas store in every mall I've been in. Good gifts to send to Yankees. I'm not far from Crawford, and The Yellow Rose Gift Shop there has the best Texas White House Christmas ornaments. I buy them every year to send out of state as gifts (and always keep a few for myself). I Googled to see if they have a website, but couldn't find one. It's one of the best Texas memorabilia shops in the area.


219 posted on 10/14/2005 7:23:39 PM PDT by McLynnan
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To: basil; All
Thanks, basil, for setting the record straight. I still love that song after all these years.

How about a singalong, Texans?


Texas, Our Texas

Texas, our Texas! All hail the mighty state!
Texas, our Texas! So wonderful, so great!
Boldest* and grandest, withstanding every test;
O empire wide and glorious, you stand supremely blest.

CHORUS
God bless you, Texas! And keep you brave and strong.
That you may grow in power and worth, throughout the ages long.**

Texas, O Texas! Your freeborn single star.
Sends out its radiance to nations near and far.
Emblem of freedom! It sets our hearts aglow.
With thoughts of San Jacinto and glorious Alamo.

Texas, dear Texas! From tyrant grip now free,
Shines forth in splendor your star of destiny!
Mother of heroes! We come your children true.
Proclaiming our allegiance, our faith, our love for you.


*The original lyric was "Largest and grandest" until Alaska became a state. **The recording stops early. The chorus is supposed to be repeated before going on to the next verse.

220 posted on 10/14/2005 7:24:02 PM PDT by ru4liberty (Ann fan no more)
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