[Alas Babylon!]

Amen, Ma'am! I was just giving my two young ones breakfast. They were yes sirring and no sirring me, along with pleases and thank yous. But they're both Alabamians, so it is expected.

[Quilla]

As the epitome of evil mamas, I'd wake my children during the night by calling their names, they'd look at me sheepishly and say, "Yes, ma'am."

I'd reply, "Just checking!" They'd giggle and fall back to sleep.