[Barb4Bush]

Supreme Court Nominee Harriet Miers was turned to wax this afternoon after looking directly into the eyes of Senator Schumer. Senator Schumer was pleased by this new found power and is thinking of getting a curlier hairdo to see if he can equal Medusa's abilities.

[Cicero]

Chuckie Schumer had been joking and schmoozing with Harriet Miers for more than 17 minutes before he realized that he was speaking to a 147-pound wax dummy from Mmme Tussaud's.

Karl Rove is still chuckling.