[ClearCase_guy]

I found footprints! They are 165 million years old. The animal is previously unknown, but I know it was 6 feet tall, it ate meat and is likely to be an evolutionary ancestor of all birds!

My big beef with evolution: it is conjecture on top of conjecture on top of conjecture.

I'm surprised they haven't told us the color of its plumage.

[claptrap]

This is all the evidence you need, you can toss all those
icons and religious gobbledegook books, there is no god
you are descended from a swimming dino.Just put your "faith"
in the palentologists from the atheist university, you dont
even need to see any evidence they will just issue a press
release. You can store these articles on your hard drive and use them to convert others to your new "faith", if any
one gives you a hard time just derride them for being
unscientific, a babbling unschooled oaf. Use pretensious
vocabulary to inhibit their replies!

[WorkingClassFilth]

These are sci-en-tists, Sir. You may mock, but they have degrees...advanced degrees. Besides, the plumage came much later, after they had developed complex vocalizations, social integrations patterns and courtship rituals involving wine and roses.

[A message]

Thank you ClearCase,

It cracks me up when a new 6 milimeter bone fragment is found and it is suddenly an undiscovered species of dinosaur.

All I want to see is when say the Discovery channel runs one of their dinosaur shows is for them to say " we theorize" instead of them acting like they are presenting cold hard facts.