The RIAA is after them for illegally downloading AC/DC tunes...?
What's blowing my mind is the fact that Sandy Burglar,
a man who was caught RED HANDED (and FOOTED) stealing
classified documents from the National Archives,
was just hired as a consultant for a teevee show,
and will have his security clearance reinstated,
just in time for the beneficiary of said teevee show to hire
him for her 2008 run for the White House.
Now, where'd that White Rabbit go?..........