[mtbopfuyn]

Or a Ryder truck.

[txroadhawg]

Unfortunately, it will come to this before the world wakes up and realizes Islam is at war with the entire world.

[rellimpank]

--- tube, coiled wire, C4, and an x-ray generator.--

--I think we are missing a few steps here---

[rbg81]

“strategic balance of forces in the military field of the mujahideen will not change without a significant scientific advance.”

Yes, they will need to take over a country advanced enough to produce nuclear weapons. Pakistan is a prime candidate. Of course, they already have Iran.

[Steely Tom]

Explain to me again why we don't nuke them first.

[mmercier]

>> ...as a means that the author uses to transmit his understanding that the “strategic balance of forces in the military field of the mujahideen will not change without a significant scientific advance.”

That advance being "atomic weapon construction for the retarded".

You can teach a chimpanzee to pull the pin from a hand grenade, but you can not teach him to count to four and throw it. Nuclears are just a little more complex than grenades; Arab suicide bombers are just a little more complex than chimpanzees.

Make no mistake, I believe a nuclear will soon go off in the continental US... The players will not be those reading this manual. Most likely they will be Arabs of soviet origin who will move it through Mexico under policia cover as a routine cocaine shipment. the federals will most likely tip us off about an hour before detonation, when they realize the Colombians they delivered for were in fact Chechen's or Iranian's.

[JamminJAY]

composed of a tube, coiled wire, C4, and an x-ray generator

Idiots! They forgot the gerbil.