Anatomically correct, but he still gets busted (Stupid Kid Wears Penis Costume to Dance)

Tacoma News Tribune ^ | October 21, 2005 | Debby Abe

[Bon mots]

So the kid was penalized, huh?

So will they send him to a penal colony?
Will his sentence be stiff?

[Past Your Eyes]

He could turn into a hardened criminal.

[Lancey Howard]

He's gonna do hard time.

[atomic conspiracy]

Went as a media lib, did he?

[Arpege92]

"Why that little squirt"

A squirt, a load, same difference.

[metalcor]

I would have to say he went beyond the circumscribed normal school behavior. I have to believe the parents were being phallacious when they said they found his actions acceptable.

[Arpege92]

He just wasn't using his head I guess!!!!

[WildTurkey]

it's also hard to imagine girls so low class that they would want to hug him and have their picture taken beside him.

Watch a little MTV and see what their role models do.

[WildTurkey]

He's gonna do hard time.

Pity. He already got the shaft.

[manwiththehands]

This thread is going into hilarity very quickly. LOL! chortle! LOL!

[RichInOC]

The moral of the story is, of course...don't be a dick.

[Savage Beast]

"he and his parents are contesting the discipline"

Looks like James has two very serious problems--his parents.

When my father was a schoolboy, teachers were allowed to spank students at school. My father's mother told him that if he got a spanking at school, he would get another one when he got home. My father was a supurb man all his life.

[TerryGale]

Last year Roger Williams College Republicans brought out Testaclese in response to their college's Vagina Monologues hoopla. Sounds like there's a rebel in the making here. :)

Something tells me Testaclese, too, will rise again...

Steilacoom teen says penis costume was prank, not sexual harassment..

[Verginius Rufus]

All the kid has to do is to claim that he was misunderstood, and that the costume was a burka. No one could criticize him for that, lest some Muslim somewhere in the world hear about it and be offended.

[muir_redwoods]

He should have simply claimed it was an ACLU lawyer costume

[Vermont Lt]

I wore a brown turtleneck and sweat pants, with pieces of food glued to it, to a college party once. Of course, unless you asked, you wouldnt know I was a piece of fecal matter.

I didnt get tossed out. And believe me, when I gave the area a shot from the spray can I carried, it was just as distasteful. That was 25 years ago, and I turned out OK. I think.

[Boazo]

I agree, the kid pulled a boner.

[Vicki]

The parents should be ashamed of themselves and their son, but of course they are too stupid to be. Unfortunately typical today.

[Palladin]

This whole story is nothing but a phallusy.

[CARDINALRULES]

I have a problem with the "sexual harassment" part. I agree that part of it should be dropped. Other than that 3 days suspension is fine.