Posted on 10/22/2005 2:45:07 PM PDT by holyscroller
Fourteen-year-old James Watkins says he was just trying to be funny. And, he says, plenty of other kids and passers-by thought it was funny, too. Steilacoom school officials didn’t. They suspended the teen for three days for what Watkins considered a hilarious practical joke: wearing an inflatable penis costume on school grounds.
James, a Pioneer Middle School eighth-grader, donned the outfit and showed it off to teens at a Saturday night homecoming dance at Steilacoom High School on Oct. 8.
He and a friend, clad in regular clothes, didn’t go into the dance, but walked near the school entrance and outside the school talking to students. He said he politely complied when a couple of teachers asked him to take off the costume.
“It was all in fun and games,” he said. “People laughed. … These girls put their arms around me and got pictures.”
The laughs ended the Tuesday after the dance when James’ dad, Mark Watkins, got a call from a Pioneer administrator, saying James was being suspended for three days.
The “short-term suspension notice” says he received the discipline for “sexual harassment, misbehavior at school-sponsored event, disruptive conduct and dress & appearance.”
James served his sentence, but he and his parents are contesting the discipline on several grounds, arguing the incident didn’t happen at Pioneer Middle School and that the event was not during school hours.
They want the “sexual harassment” notation of the incident dropped from his school record and an apology from the Pioneer assistant principal and the district’s assistant superintendent.
“I understand I did something wrong,” James said. “I don’t feel I sexually harassed anyone. I took the costume off when I was asked. I was polite.”
Steilacoom assistant superintendent Penny Jackson declined to comment, citing student confidentiality laws.
The phallic-shaped costume covered the youth from the top of his head to his ankles, with two inflatable balls near the wearer’s feet. After taking the bus to Lakewood Towne Center, he slipped on the costume and walked through several shops until various store management asked him to leave.
While at the center, he called his mother and asked if he could go to the high school dance – neglecting to mention his newly purchased outfit.
Had she known about the costume, Lori Watkins said, “I would have said it wouldn’t be a good idea to wear it.”
But she and her husband say school administrators imposed too harsh a discipline on their son. They say he’s never before gotten in trouble and earns A’s.
“We didn’t see anything wrong with it, to tell you the truth,” Mark Watkins said.
Though he didn’t know the details of the Steilacoom case, Yelm schools Superintendent Alan Burke said he thinks nearly all middle school principals would discipline a student wearing a penis costume at a school event.
A middle school administrator for a decade, Burke said administrators need to be able to control student behavior at all school functions, including athletics, even after hours.
“Once you get onto campus on a school event, you’re on our set of rules,” Burke said. “It’s inappropriate to dress in a costume like that at a school event. The kid would have been busted in our system, no ifs, ands or buts.”
it's also hard to imagine girls so low class that they would want to hug him and have their picture taken beside him.
This is a lovely area, our Puget Sound Freeper Chairman lives there. Upon reading this, she may personally go and wring all their necks. Or maybe we could have a Freeper party, and all do it.
The government skools produced another bright "A" student. He's applying and demonstrating his knowledge of his favorite subject.
"It's hard to imagine parents...."
It's hard?
You wonder why public schools are totally out of control.
Now, now ladies. Step away from the giant penis.
I'm sure it's a lovely area. Who cares? Get a life! Where's the parents? Probably smelling the daisies. Give me a break.
At least he didn't go to the dance in a vagina costume. Probably worried that someone would call him a big pussy.
Should have went as a Vagina. Then the local university would have put him on stage and let him do a monologue.
It is obvious the kids' parents have the I.Q. of one.
We see the outcome of "sex education" - overly sexualized children. Have co-ed classes for six year olds on proper names of body parts, and good touch/bad touch, and then when they're a little older, give them free condoms....why is anyone surprised at the outcome?
IMHO, Dad is the di**.
You gotta love captialism. Some guys and gals sitting around a business meeting discussing if there was a market for penis costumes and some guy says, sure we could sell them to adolescents to wear to their homecoming dances.
They suspended him for three days? What does that mean? He couldn't go back to school for three days? Sounds to me like that's no real punishment, but maybe I don't understand the full implications.
I know if someone told me I had to stay home from school for three days, I'd been thrilled!
Except my parents wouldn't have been thrilled for the mere reason that they'd have to take off from work to stay with me...but that would have been their problem for depending on someone else to babysit their kid. It would have been more of an inconvenience for my parents than a punishment for me.
But then again, maybe I don't get the full implications.
Dick's Last Resort (The Shame of Chicago) has a costume party every Mardi Gras and when a guy dressed as a big winky won, some other guy complained, "That's the same dick who won last year!"
Just tell the "jerk off" not to wear the costume again!
What a couple of boobs.
I'd never have the balls to wear that.
Aside from the inconvenience to the parents, suspensions generally entail a grade if F all homework assignments and tests during the suspension period - you've missed them and cannot make them up. Could have an impact on one's grades.
At least the spell check worked. :-)
Ahhhhh!
Thank you. I was really unclear on that point!
I thought if they just sent the kid home with his homework for three days and they were allowed to do the homework at home...what's the punishment in that? I do that with my kids every day and they LOVE it!
I could also see if a parent was paying out the nose for a private school and the kid got suspended...yikes...that wouldn't be good.
But for public school, whether your kid goes or not...you pay the same. I pay the same taxes and my kids have never stepped foot in a public school.
To inconvenience the parent in order to punish the child seems a bit convoluted...besides, maybe it was socially stigmatizing in the past, but I just don't see it being such a big deal nowadays with people. Including these folks...they don't think he did anything wrong.
Enjoy your Ritalin, James... and the coming re-education experience.
I figured maybe the theme for the evening was the 'vagina monologues' and he just wanted to be a peckerhead.
Another bright student should read blighted student. 50 years of bad public schools, what do we expect.
That little monkey deserves a real spanking.
...by Janet Reno.
That sould keep him celibate for the rest of his life.
Maybe if he wore a condom he could have avoided punishment.
Homo erectus?
I hope they don't let him get off easy.
So the kid was penalized, huh?
14 years old, huh? Pathetic parenting.
When I first saw the title, I thought it was another college prank story (there was something recently about some college guys doing an anti-"Vagina Monologues" thing).
This guy must have a big head.
Why that little squirt
Well I guess he found out what the school thought of pricks.
Kinda gives new meaning to the phrases: See Dick run. Run, Dick, run.
How in the world did this kid's parents let him out of the house? This kid should have known better
So will they send him to a penal colony?
Will his sentence be stiff?
He could turn into a hardened criminal.
He's gonna do hard time.
Went as a media lib, did he?
"Why that little squirt"
A squirt, a load, same difference.
I would have to say he went beyond the circumscribed normal school behavior. I have to believe the parents were being phallacious when they said they found his actions acceptable.
He just wasn't using his head I guess!!!!
Watch a little MTV and see what their role models do.
Pity. He already got the shaft.
This thread is going into hilarity very quickly. LOL! chortle! LOL!
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