[holyscroller]

It's hard to imagine parents that would support their idiot son after he showed a total lack of judgement in doing such a thing. “We didn’t see anything wrong with it, to tell you the truth,” Mark Watkins, the imbicile father said.

it's also hard to imagine girls so low class that they would want to hug him and have their picture taken beside him.

This is a lovely area, our Puget Sound Freeper Chairman lives there. Upon reading this, she may personally go and wring all their necks. Or maybe we could have a Freeper party, and all do it.

[holyscroller]

The government skools produced another bright "A" student. He's applying and demonstrating his knowledge of his favorite subject.

[Keith in Iowa]

Kid should have waited for the Halloween dance...

[Cedric]

"It's hard to imagine parents...."

It's hard?

[madprof98]

“We didn’t see anything wrong with it, to tell you the truth,” Mark Watkins said.

You wonder why public schools are totally out of control.

[ClearCase_guy]

"These girls put their arms around me and got pictures.”

Now, now ladies. Step away from the giant penis.

[hkp037]

I'm sure it's a lovely area. Who cares? Get a life! Where's the parents? Probably smelling the daisies. Give me a break.

[Godebert]

At least he didn't go to the dance in a vagina costume. Probably worried that someone would call him a big pussy.

[NavVet]

Should have went as a Vagina. Then the local university would have put him on stage and let him do a monologue.

[finnman69]

[Minutemen]

It is obvious the kids' parents have the I.Q. of one.

[Horatio Gates]

IMHO, Dad is the di**.

[captain_dave]

So, the kid's a dick head. Relax. Don't be so hard on him. He was just trying to be funny. ;-)

[Biblebelter]

You gotta love captialism. Some guys and gals sitting around a business meeting discussing if there was a market for penis costumes and some guy says, sure we could sell them to adolescents to wear to their homecoming dances.

[Chi-townChief]

Dick's Last Resort (The Shame of Chicago) has a costume party every Mardi Gras and when a guy dressed as a big winky won, some other guy complained, "That's the same dick who won last year!"

[Arpege92]

Just tell the "jerk off" not to wear the costume again!

[mmercier]

I once dressed up as a six foot tall tube of preparation H.

This year I have the wife and four of her female friends (three 19 year old and one 21 years) that I plan to walk around on a gang leash during the "haunted happenings" festival in Salem.

We are currently having a costume dispute as some of the girls don't like the leather collars and lingerie I have selected for them. They think they will get too cold and the collars and straps are "degrading".

We will either make the front page or they will kill me during the parade... thereby STILL making the front page..

[Lexington Green]

Enjoy your Ritalin, James... and the coming re-education experience.

[agooga]

That little monkey deserves a real spanking.

[Raycpa]

Maybe if he wore a condom he could have avoided punishment.

[Larry Lucido]

Homo erectus?