Skip to comments.HOW MANY A.C.L.U. LAWYERS CAN DANCE ON THE HEAD OF A PIN
Posted on 10/23/2005 8:08:14 PM PDT by Tailgunner Joe
The "tiny cross" people at the American Civil Liberties Union are at it again. These are the folks with extra-keen eyes and powerful magnifying glasses who examine the official seals of towns and counties, looking for miniature crosses that ACLU lawyers like to trumpet as grave threats to separation of church and state.
This time around, the folks with the magnifying glasses are leaning on the village of Tijeras, N.M., whose seal contains a conquistador's helmet and sword, a scroll, a desert plant, a fairly large religious symbol (the Native American zia) and a quite small Christian cross. "Tiny cross" inspectors are not permitted to fret about large non-Christian religious symbols, only undersized Christian ones, so the ACLU filed suit to get the cross removed.
The cross is obviously not an endorsement of religion, any more than the conquistador helmet and sword are endorsements of Spanish warfare. The courts have ruled, not always consistently, that crosses, as historical references in such seals and logos, are permissible. But the ACLU, these days, is strongly committed to seeing church-state crises everywhere, and thus pushes things way too far.
Last year the ACLU demanded that Los Angeles County eliminate from its seal a microscopic cross representing the missions that settled the state of California. Under threat of expensive litigation, the county complied. The cross was about one-sixth the size of a not-very-big image of a cow tucked away on the lower right segment of the seal, and maybe a hundredth of the size of a pagan god (Pomona, goddess of fruit) who dominated the seal. Pomona survived the religious purge. She is not the sort of god that the ACLU worries about, whereas the flyspeck-sized cross was a threat to unravel separation of church and state, as we know it. What will happen if the ACLU learns that Los Angeles, Santa Monica, Sacramento, San Francisco, St. Louis and Corpus Christi actually have religious names? We shudder to think.
The campaign to remove all traces of religion from public institutions, and in fact from the entire public square, is now far advanced. Part of that extremist campaign is to squelch private expression in and around public schools. Students have been punished for reading the Bible outside of class, for assembling after school to talk about religion, for thanking God or Jesus in a valedictory speech, and for bowing their heads (and therefore presumed to be praying privately) before lunch.
Another fairly common school crisis comes when a class is asked to write an essay or draw a picture of someone they regard as a hero. Mao Tse-tung or Vlad the Impaler will bring no rebuke, but if the hero is Jesus or Moses, watch out.
Last week the 2nd Circuit Court of Appeals in New York accepted the case of Antonio Peck, who, as a kindergartner in 1999, had his drawing censored from a class wall display because of church-state concerns. Along with the rest of his class, Antonio was told to draw a picture to illustrate his understanding of the environment. He drew a man with upraised arms, wearing a robe. When asked, the boy said the man was Jesus, who was "the only way to save the world." The trial will decide whether the school was guilty of viewpoint censorship.
In Tennessee, the Knox County board of education is being sued for refusing to allow a 10-year-old to read his Bible during recess. The school argued that recess is not free time and that the school can forbid the reading of religious material during that period. The Phoenix-based Alliance Defense Fund (ADF), which defends religious liberties cases, supported the student.
After ADF intervened, a school in Torrance, Calif., backed down from its decision not to allow a student on a dance team to perform to religious music. ADF also defended students who had been forbidden by their schools to participate in the national Sept. 21 "See You at the Pole" prayer and religious event on school grounds. ADF argued that religious expression cannot be treated differently from any other constitutionally protected expression.
As if to prove that church-state objections can be found on the right as well as on the left, the band director at C.D. Hylton High School in Virginia pulled the song "The Devil Went Down to Georgia" by the Charlie Daniels Band after a conservative objected. He wondered why the school should be allowed to sing about the devil when they are not allowed to sing about God.
Next week: The ACLU sues to ban deviled eggs from the school cafeteria.
I guess as the government continues to expand into our private lives, more and more expressions of faith (mainly Christian) will be deemed "inappropriate" or even "dangerous". Sometimes I almost wish the government would attempt to crack down on individual free speech rights as much as they do with the 2nd Amendment so maybe people will actually wake up and quit electing thieves and morons into positions of power.
There is an idea here. Let's all send the ACLU offices packages of pins, asking them to dance on them.
("Denny Crane: Gun Control? For Communists. She's a liberal. Can't hunt.")
The ACLU is the threat within... and MUST be stopped.
Bless that boy.
If I typed what I'm thinking about the ACLU at this moment, I'd be banned, and you all would think I was an illiterate, low class jerk for having to resort to such epithets.
I cant wait till the backlash begins with every city voting to put the cross on its seal. It'll come back a hundred fold!!
I want seperation of church and state to PROTECT my religion. However, if the religious symbol is part of history ( as in this seal) just leave it alone! WHY CAN'T WE JUST GRANDFATHER IN ALL THOSE CROSSES?
The same number as the number of rounds I can put into the magazine of an AR-15... +1.
Can one pinhead dance on another pinhead? Inquiring minds want to know...
"Last year the ACLU demanded that Los Angeles County eliminate from its seal a microscopic cross representing the missions that settled the state of California."
Why stop there? Los Angeles has a very religous name. I think the ACLU should seek to get it renamed!
ping for later
google only comes back with 773 results for ACLU and Pinheads. I would think as much as O'Reilly has called them this name it would have yielded more results.
Poking fun at idiots won't change them in any way helpful to mankind but it does illuminate the underside of the rock they are hiding under!
We were driving behind a car and I saw a South Carolina flag in the window. I just cringe now everytime I see a crescent moon. Please SCians, no offense to you, I realize your flag has nothing to do with Islam...it is exactly meant to be what it is, a crescent moon. I'm now bracing myself for flaming anyway.
Just trying to prove an absurd point. If the ACLU was REALLY interested in removing ALL religious symbols......(like they would touch that one)....But, oh, they are only repulsed by Christian symbols.
Pardon me, but what do you think "hate speech" laws and the McCain-Feingold Act are?
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ACLU lawyers don't dance on the head of a pin -- they are pinheads. And the only time they boogie is when they are dancing with the devil.
Las Cruces New Mexico must drive them nuts. Won't be long now......
Come to think of it, i'm from Chapel Hill, NC. I think they should have us renanmed Hill, NC.
LMAO! It must be mental illness that makes these people fret over one horizontal and one vertical line.
Any minute now, the ACLU will argue that it is unconstitutional to prosecute murder, perjury and theft, because the Ten Commandments says not to do those things, so it violates the separation of church and state.
just load an extra clip... :)
Actually, just last week the ACLU filed suit against Las Cruces.