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Banks fear piggy banks offend Muslims
Religion News ^ | October 23rd, 2005

Posted on 10/24/2005 10:20:06 AM PDT by laney

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To: Personal Responsibility

Okay this calls for a JOKE!

A Man walks into a Porn Shop looking for a Cute blow up doll.

He sees 2 cute ones in the corner and asks the Shope owner
*Hey can you tell me about those dolls???

The shop owner says Well: One is a Christian doll and the other is a Muslim doll, and the gentleman asks?

What's the difference??

The Shope owner says :The Muslim Doll blows herself up! HAHA


61 posted on 10/24/2005 10:43:14 AM PDT by laney (little bit country,little bit Rock and Roll!)
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To: bonfire

bankaporkophobia?


62 posted on 10/24/2005 10:44:30 AM PDT by ItsForTheChildren
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To: ItsForTheChildren

ROTF!!!!


63 posted on 10/24/2005 10:46:26 AM PDT by bonfire (dwindler)
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To: Bloody Sam Roberts

Homer: Wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute. Lisa honey, are you
saying you're *never* going to eat any animal again? What about
bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad! Those all come from the same animal!
Homer: [Chuckles] Yeah, right Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.


64 posted on 10/24/2005 10:47:06 AM PDT by Flash Bazbeaux ("I'll have the moo goo gai pan without the pan, and some pans.")
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To: Bloody Sam Roberts

You wonder if these fools stay awake at night thinking about what next to do. Then they come up with idiot policies like this.


65 posted on 10/24/2005 10:47:28 AM PDT by headstamp
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To: laney

Maybe the banks could off 'jihad banks' instead. Little plastic models of severed heads from individuals of various races and nationalities.


66 posted on 10/24/2005 10:47:47 AM PDT by MEGoody (Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.)
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To: laney

This is very odd. Literall, I have *JUST* heard your joke in person for the first time about 5 minutes ago!

You know what they say, deja vu is just a glitch in the Matrix ;)

Still funny though :)


67 posted on 10/24/2005 10:48:04 AM PDT by Personal Responsibility (All I want for tomorrow is to make it better than today!)
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To: Dark Skies

68 posted on 10/24/2005 10:49:43 AM PDT by Vaquero ("An armed society is a polite society" R. A. Heinlein)
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To: laney

Good little dhimmis there in Eurabia, eh?


69 posted on 10/24/2005 10:50:41 AM PDT by Antoninus (The greatest gifts parents can give their children are siblings.)
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To: ElkGroveDan

Christians don't like condoms?


70 posted on 10/24/2005 10:50:51 AM PDT by conserv13
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To: laney
My gosh! It's not like anyone is asking the Muslims to EAT the piggy banks. If they don't want them, they can always say, "No, thank you."
71 posted on 10/24/2005 10:52:11 AM PDT by HungarianGypsy
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To: ElkGroveDan
Has anyone stopped to think about all the promotions that offend CHRISTIANS? Like condom ads etc, etc?
Or those erectial disfunction commercials with "Bob" or those herpes ads? It's a pain to be watching a Sci-Fi type of tv show with the kids, then have to change the channel during commercials, because of those. Yuck!
72 posted on 10/24/2005 10:54:11 AM PDT by HungarianGypsy
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To: Personal Responsibility

Really??Okay here is another one pretty funny..

The Difference between a HOG and a PIG?

HOGS don't have to go to BARS and spend all there money buying cocktails just to take home some PIG...


73 posted on 10/24/2005 10:55:08 AM PDT by laney (little bit country,little bit Rock and Roll!)
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To: laney
I guess they didn't care if they offended Jews or not.....
74 posted on 10/24/2005 10:57:37 AM PDT by b4its2late (Freedom of the press means no-iron clothes.)
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To: laney

It is indeed curious why so many people/organizations/governments are absolutely terrified to "offend" Muslims but are positively enthusiastic about offending every other group of religious believers....


Hmmmm.


75 posted on 10/24/2005 10:59:51 AM PDT by little jeremiah
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To: little jeremiah

Other religions don't like to Blow UP I guess....

I mean when you blow yourself up to smitherines where can you go from there?


76 posted on 10/24/2005 11:02:47 AM PDT by laney (little bit country,little bit Rock and Roll!)
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To: conserv13
Christians don't like condoms?

Well the original Christian church isn't fond of them. But more specifically, I said condom COMMERCIALS, which give sanction to the kinds of sexual promiscuity that even the new Christian sects object to.

77 posted on 10/24/2005 11:02:51 AM PDT by ElkGroveDan (California bashers will be called out)
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To: laney

I can think of only one place.........


78 posted on 10/24/2005 11:03:30 AM PDT by bonfire (dwindler)
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To: All
A response from the National P-p-p-p-pork Council.
79 posted on 10/24/2005 11:04:55 AM PDT by dighton
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To: bonfire

I suggest adding chitlins to that list!


80 posted on 10/24/2005 11:04:57 AM PDT by proudofthesouth (Boycotting movies since 1988)
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