[Bloody Sam Roberts]

Bristish banks are banning piggy banks because they may offend some Muslims.

So what if they do? What in the name of everything that is sacred, are these people afraid of? Losing a few customers? The Piggy banks are not made of pork products.
Surely, Muslims do not make up a very large percentage of potential customers for these banks.

What the hell is next? Banning photos of Kevin Bacon?

[Flash Bazbeaux]

Homer: Wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute. Lisa honey, are you
saying you're *never* going to eat any animal again? What about
bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad! Those all come from the same animal!
Homer: [Chuckles] Yeah, right Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.

[headstamp]

You wonder if these fools stay awake at night thinking about what next to do. Then they come up with idiot policies like this.