To: LibWhacker
Did you hear the one about the Jew and The Arabs? A Jew was sitting with two Arabs on a plane and offered to get them a coke; he had taken his shoes off for the flight and when he was gone the Arabs spit in his shoes. At the end of the flight he was putting his shoes on and frowned and said "this has to stop, this spitting in shoes and peeing in cokes"
To: SF Republican
"this has to stop, this spitting in shoes and peeing in cokes"
That one cracked me up.
131 posted on
10/26/2005 10:26:19 AM PDT by
TKDietz
To: SF Republican
134 posted on
10/26/2005 10:28:37 AM PDT by
RandallFlagg
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To: SF Republican
Minutes later, still giggling about that one...tear coming from the corner of my eye...just what I needed.
135 posted on
10/26/2005 10:31:52 AM PDT by
TKDietz
To: SF Republican
Anyone say "sh1t happens" yet?
157 posted on
10/26/2005 11:27:49 AM PDT by
md2576
(Don't be such a Shehan Hugger!)
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