I have a feeling that at Kerry's boston mansion, there is a room with a podium that looks like the whitehouse where he pretends to give presidential speeches.
He has a stereo with a remote control that plays hail to the chief when he walks up. There are chairs setup with cardboard cutouts of whitehouse press corps.
I had this on TV, but wasnt paying much attention to it.. did kerry happen to mention that he served in vietnam?!?! i didnt hear it, if he did.. hehe, i was starting to miss this lunatic on nightly news!! Please john, run in 2008 primaries! We want to beat up on you again!
That's the floor urinal in his bathroom.
LOL...if he doesn't have this, after he reads your post that is exactly what he will be asking Mamma T to give him for Christmas!