I want to be cremated and sprinkled on Angelina Jolie's lawn........
"I don't know if you've seen that mummy. But, you know, if I were a single man, I might ask that mummy out. That's a good-looking mummy." --President Bill Clinton
In an off the record conversation later that day, Clinton Press Secretary Mike McCurry, when asked about Clinton's comment said, "Probably she does look good compared to the mummy he's been [having sex with]."