Like, is he uh, breaking?
Or maybe he is just going to break dance?
Dick Cheney is going to break on TV. A little coffee, a danish and some jelly?
And yet , to be honest, while I'm in the middle of criticizing the media for the frenzy, I am procrastinating leaving for my afternoon appointment and wondering if I can call my client and tell them I have to reschedule for Monday.
/hangs head in shame