[isthisnickcool]

As the mainstream media has been telling us this is a big story! Very big! Huge! Why it's being watched all over the world!

In fact CNN just released this statement from North Korean President Kim Jong Il:

Wat da hell da matter? Jus keel de indipendant council! Damn! Tewl Cheney to fro him in shark tank! Damn! Hey! Did you know I had de biggest penish in North Korea! Nerry as big as Cheney from what I heard!

[tumblindice]

"I refuse to blame myself for what the gorillas did."

[karnage]

FUNNY!
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[Feiny]

BWHAHAHAHA! That was fun to read.