No piggy banks - they offend me.
No Christmas decorations - they offend me.
No Halloween decorations - they offend me.
No girly pictures - they offend me.
No fur, no red meat, no smoking, no jokes, no fun of any kind.
People who get offended offend me.
Public Schools are starting to offend me.
I bought a of tube of fake blood yesterday and I highly recommend it. It not only has a sticky feel to it, it does a good job of thickening which simulates coagulation.
Everyone can be offended by something. It's offensive.