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To: dagnabbit
WORST CARS OF THE MILLENIUM



Renault Dauphine

"Truly unencumbered by the engineering process."

"At the time, it cost about half the price of a Volkswagen... which was half the price of everything else. How could Renault do this? Simple. It had half as many parts."

"This car topped out at 45 mph. Since the minimum speed on the Florida Turnpike is 40, patrol cars would follow me, waiting for me to hit a hill so they could ticket me."

"From a historical perspective, it's a shame that the French spent their Marshall Plan dollars on automaking."

"A side impact by a bicycle totaled my Dauphine after only one year."



Renault LeCar

"I'm convinced that the body metal for this car was supplied by Reynold's Aluminum."

"Like any French restaurant in America, it was overpriced, noisy, moody, and would put you in mortal danger if you had an accident with anything larger than a croissant."

"Our Le Car couldn't climb a hill fully loaded, so the passengers had to get out and walk up."

"I left it unlocked overnight, and it was finally stolen. The insurance check paid for a textbook."

25 posted on 10/28/2005 4:03:24 PM PDT by doug from upland (David Kendall -- protecting the Clintons one lie at a time)
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To: doug from upland

I had a '73 Renault 12.

Strange little car...

Among its traits was the fact that I had to readjust the timing to suit the weather. I just got out, twisted the distributor until it ran right, then ran it for the rest of the day.

4 passenger, but a trunk that would swallow a Christmas tree (and did!).


26 posted on 10/28/2005 4:08:26 PM PDT by TWohlford
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To: doug from upland
For whatever reason, my family had a Dauphin for a while. I loved it...it was alien.

I lived in a small town and drove it at 12 y/o (on Saturdays). Authorities weren't sure it was a car.

28 posted on 10/28/2005 4:31:36 PM PDT by Dark Skies ("A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants." -- Churchill)
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To: doug from upland

Remember Doug,

The French copy no one.

And no one copies the French.

Cheers,

knews hound


45 posted on 10/28/2005 6:15:46 PM PDT by knews_hound (i know my typing sucks, i do it one handed ! (caps are especially tough))
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To: doug from upland; Dark Skies; Bob Eimiller; hillary's_fat_a**; Nat Turner; freedumb2003; SeeSalt; ..
Ugly Cars ? i don't think so.... Citroen C4 Sedan&Coupé Citroen C6 Luxe Peugeot 307 Coupé Cabriolet Peugeot 407 Coupé Sport edition
Renault Megane Coupé Renault Koleos 4x4
52 posted on 10/30/2005 4:15:26 AM PST by montreal
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To: doug from upland
Renault Dauphine

Ha-ha-ha

I had a friend in high school that had one.

He had to supercharge it to keep up with a VW. Seriously

57 posted on 10/30/2005 6:35:49 AM PST by Vinnie
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