Paging Orlando Boom (Legolas the Elf)...
I'll be the Wizard.
One more attempt to babyproof the universe. If Marching Mommies spent half the time teaching their children right from wrong (like, no beer for you until you're of legal drinking age, regardless of what picture is on the bottle), the world would be a much cleaner, neater, more polite and above all QUIETER place than it is today.