I don't do dope and I don't chew rope. My sniffer dog was finding dead bodies before you joined FR, newbie. He found his first when he was 4 months old in September of 2003.
We're currently in Nicaragua looking for bodies or survivors. Can you match that?
My point, and I do have one, was that there are excellent law schools outside of New England. For example: Stanford, Northwestern, George Washington, Brigham Young, Pepperdine, Tulane, and Gonzaga.
An Auburn graduate (let's just say it's me) gets accepted into the Harvard Law School and on the first day of class shows up on campus.
He walks up to the tweed-coated second-year law student in his bib overalls and drawls. "Hey, y'all. Where's the bookstore at?"
The Harvard man is horrified and straightens his club tie and replies, "My good man, this is Haavad. We do not end our sentences with a preposition."
The Auburn graduate replies, "Oh, I apologize. Where's the bookstore at, A$$hole?"
Was he wearing his Sunday-go-to-meeting overalls? ;) And do they have Arby's in Nicaragua?
Newbie? Ha! That the best you can do?
Can I match Nicaragua? Nah, though I've done my stint in the military, thanks very much.
Get over yourself.